!!

i did it.

i'm a twat.

really can't wait to go home tonight

all my life i've been told you must take the baby from the crocodile

All my life I've been told you must take the baby from the crocodile and give it back to its mother.

You must never take it away from its mother and give it back to the crocodile!!

I walk into the library. I see a hole in the line of books. I fit my book into the hole,

And slam it into place.

Every star on the US flag is a piece of Japanese cabinetry. Is a

White lacquer box openable on every side but one.

Who's locked out at this wedding? Only the bride and the groom.

And who was that child sent sprawling rather than let him catch the bouquet?

I admire the duck. He sits up straight. He zooms on top of the water. And

He has a rubber effigy beloved of children.

Pygmalion had the right idea. He deserved his reward. For he had a statue but he wanted a girl;

Most guys have a girl but they want a statue.

Madrid! who do you think you're fooling with all this talk of animals and statues?

You are yourself a box out of which a pair of newlyweds are locked.

a ghazal from anthony madrid
sent by my brother (who is the best)

richard barnes
murmur

gorgeous

cedric bihr

jason wu

hello!

it's just too perfect.

my boo was in nepal,
i'm dying for him to come home.

i'm in love

fraulein

my monsters

fred

seriously, fred butler.
it don't get much better than that.

ok, santa.
i really need this.


and this.

fred butler is amazing.

umm....
shaq is a sheriff.

"I got Maced, had to go through the gas house, got shot with the Taser twice. So they know that I am serious and, when I am done playing, I will be sheriff somewhere in some city in some county."

dear santa

just in case you're wondering...

i'll take the star!

dreaming of my future home...

hugging a redneck

joe mckay

barry underwood

!!!