i'm in love

fraulein

my monsters

fred

seriously, fred butler.
it don't get much better than that.

ok, santa.
i really need this.


and this.

fred butler is amazing.

umm....
shaq is a sheriff.

"I got Maced, had to go through the gas house, got shot with the Taser twice. So they know that I am serious and, when I am done playing, I will be sheriff somewhere in some city in some county."

dear santa

just in case you're wondering...

i'll take the star!

dreaming of my future home...

hugging a redneck

joe mckay

barry underwood

!!!

heeheehee!

guido mocafio

-sigh-

perfect!

"These guys are ready for some cake and if that thing in the middle is the cake then they’re still going to be ready for some cake after the cake is gone."

dogs looking like people

!!

sputnik

happy halloween

pinky!!